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About JW

I'm not a fan of people making points just to be contrarian.

Dear LeBron

Congrats.  You’ve won.  As much as most of us didn’t want to pay attention, we are.  Good job.  You Dick. PS….Please sign with the Knicks.

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The Alt Vault

This is how I can feel myself aging…a 3 CD set chronicalling everything that was popular when I was 13. Also…anything by Radiohead doesn’t belong in the pile of shit that are artists like the Gin Blossoms, Silverchair and Toad … Continue reading

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The Curse of “Write the Future”

Just a note, every team/ player involved with the Nike “Write the Future” commerical has been eliminated from the World Cup.  Except Holland, who are a foil to Cristiano Ronaldo’s greatness (HA!). Two points to make here: 1) Go Oranje!  … Continue reading

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An ode to the best sports movie ever made

“Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.”- Rachel Phelps Once a year, I go to the Cleveland Indians website and create a custom player t-shirt…but I never buy it.  None of the names I’ve chosen are … Continue reading

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Why Can’t I Turn This Off?!?

Saturday Night, 8 PM, 28 year old male, sitting on couch watching network TV. At this point I’m trying to figure out what to do with my night…and all of a sudden the Godfather comes on Network TV. Not, I’ve … Continue reading

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The Trouble with Teenage Romantic Comedies from the Point of View of Post-Mature Male Film Snob Looking Back his Pre-Mature Self

If you’re anything like me, a child of the 80s and 90s in America, you’ve watched not only too many movies but too many bad teenage romantic movies.  I’m not talking about films here, I’m talking about movies- solely designed … Continue reading

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